Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Ranch Riders Go Global

With Eazy-E posting in Zurich, riderpitts landing HK, and riderturbo, ridermama and riderzoe surfacing in L.A., the Ranch has officially gone global. Represented on three continents -- Europe, Asia and North America -- Ranch jerseys are creeping their way into local riding groups, pelotons and races around the globe, and have been seen along favored cycling routes and trails worldwide by virtue of a powerful but silent viral marketing campaign.




Ridermama has recently been seen ripping up trails on a full-suspension Yeti along the backbone single track trails and fire roads high above Santa Monica and Malibu, while riderturbo has been hard at work cleaning chains, tweaking derailleurs and changing tires on the repositioned road and mountain bike fleet.









Riderzoe (seated on left) has contributed her energies recruiting future ranch riders through a youth indoctrination program whereby vulnerable young toddlers are recruited to ride in the cycling chariot while sharing bottles of milk and contemplating the wonderful possibilities of participation in the ranch cycling program.


To that end, Riderturbo and Ridermama have signed up for the Nautica Malibu Triathlon and would like to invite \Ranch Riders near and far to join us in sunny California for this most delightful and heart-pounding race consisting of a 1/2 mile swim, 18 mile bike and 4 mile run, or Olympic Distance 1500m/40k/10k, to be held the weekend of Sept 13 & 14. Contact riderturbo for more info if you are interested. http://www.nauticamalibutri.com/
Other events currently contemplated in the area appear on the following website.

Anyone traveling in the area, please let us know. We have extra road bikes in the fleet available and at your disposal if you prefer to travel light prior to embarking on some serious climbs in the Sierra Nevadas.

5 comments:

Rider Cali said...

RiderTurbo living strong!

riderzinni said...

woow

rider eazy-e said...

REFRESHING POST ! ! ! Good to see Riderturbo and Ridermama having a good life in the west coast. Stay strong, eazy-e

riderpitts said...

rider zoe looks likes she's ready to step it up on the custom carbon tricycle.

CNuk said...

I can't believe this....and NO mention of the MASCOT in Colorado.

To think, I was even going to find some yellow tights to wear to my next race.

FINE.

JUST FINE.