Friday, June 27, 2008

Terrone no more

The RiderZinni has turned a new leaf. Kinda like that kid in school who one day shows up in class with a new look which transforms him from stripey shirt, spiderman lunch box guy to joe skateboard punk - and all of his stuff from that point come straight from the pages of Skater magazine - so has the riderZinni. Checking first his new lid - a LAS squalo - which in italian means shark - has all the sleekness and performance of an unmistakably european helmet. Given his last effort earned him the nickname bubble boy - the LAS is much more appropriate for the Zinni. However, what really this post is about - is the last of the holdouts has given up the fight - yup - quite possibly the harriest rider i know - has risked all the mocking and ridicule which awaits him in his southern italian village - and allowed his wife to turn back time and return his legs to that silky smooth toddler stage with the aid of the new gillete fusion and a craftsman cordless weed wacker . While the contrast of Zinni's monkey boy matting on chest, back and shoulder with his shiny new legs - provides the average 3 year old with a "what is wrong with the picture" game - We at the ranch applaud and endorse the smooth and improved riderZinni.