Monday, September 8, 2008


Whilst the bread-eating, pasta-puffing members stuff their biker bodies with useless carbs at the wrong time, Rider Stem Cell continues to optimize and multiply his ATP Factors (mitochondria) through a strict regime of Meat, Nuts, Veggies and Fruit.

You will pay!!!! RiderStemCells monster thighs will pummel the hills during the next race.......and leave everyone begging for more Halva!!!!!!!


Tea said...

Ahhh, Halva...I think my house was built with that stuff.

btw--are you saying I need to step away from the mexican food?

RiderNOSHOW said...

Stemcell - what do you eat for breakfast - and don't give me any lip about you don't eat bfast because of your intermittent fasting - WHEN you eat bfast - what is it? Psycho. ;-)

riderpitts said...

let me explain: so the food goes into the cell - then sits there and if you dont use it - then they build up and its called fat like my friend crespo - but if you ride your bike then whoosh out it goes.

RiderStemCell said...

I only fast once a week every two months.

For breakfast, and I have been eating the same breakfast for almost 2 years:

8-10 Egg whites, 2 egg yolks-scrambled with olive oil, salt, black pepper, and chili pepper.

about 25 grams of walnuts and almonds.

200-400 grams of fruit (usually berries)

a piece of 70% dark chocholate

2-4 espresso

RiderNOSHOW said...

that's alotta eggs